GO ON ANON AND ASK ME THE MOST AWKWARD QUESTION YOU CAN THINK OF. IF I CAN’T PUBLISH IT, YOU WIN.

anything1d:

horanfortomlinson:

dedicatedpdnfg:

stutsman:

omfg do it this seems fun

yes yes yes

that would be hilarious oh god

GET AT ME BRO.

(Source: outtatheskies, via its-not-just-you)

*CRASH! BOOM!
me:
*CLATTER CLATTER CRASH!
me: Mom…? You okay?
Mom (in kitchen): Yeah, I’m fine! I’m trying to get to the cocoa powder! It’s urgent! My ice cream is melting!! No, ice cream, don’t melt…!

Time Machine

So my friend told me he wanted to get a time machine,

which proves that he doesn’t need one.

itsdamnfunny:

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the faq….. o.o hahah

(Source: knightsound, via onlyawkward)